Friday, January 28, 2011

Elmo Loves You........"Being Elmo: A Puppeteers Journey"

At the "Being Elmo: A Puppeteers Journey" premiere at Sundance, Kevin Clash and Elmo have a special present for a pregnant woman in the audience.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Utah Jazz Mascot Humiliates Fan Trying To Fight

Pale kid raps fast

Friday, January 14, 2011

Gordan County Snow Plow Fail

CALHOUN, GA— A maintenance truck loaded with two tons of gravel fell through a parking deck while clearing snow from its top level in northwest Georgia.

James was not injured and no one else was in the parking deck at the time. Gordon County Administrator Randy Dowling says the county last month received a report saying the deck, which was built in the mid-1980s, was structurally sound, and noted that the beams did not collapse during the incident.

Two Tiny Towers: LOTR Parody

Two young hobbits have discovered some boiling urges…

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sarasota Cop Fired After Brutal Arrest Of Special Needs Student

A Sarasota Sheriff's deputy was fired after he aggressively threw a special-needs student onto a school bus seat and threatened to shock her with a Taser during a videotaped confrontation on the bus.

The deputy, Mark Perrin, was fired Wednesday after an internal investigation spurred by a videotape that shows him snatching a 17-year-old girl from her seat and flinging her across an aisle while others on the bus looked on in shock. Perrin also used profanity during the episode, authorities said.

The situation began when an aide on the bus called 911 to say that the student threw a plastic bottle, punched her in the stomach and kicked her wrist.

The bus, from Sarasota High School, pulled over at Cattlemen Road and Cattleridge Boulevard about 3 p.m. on Dec. 15.

Authorities say that Sarasota County firefighters were the first to arrive, and that the aide and driver remained on the bus as the girl refused to get out of her seat.

When Perrin shows up, he sees the teenager in her seat a few rows back. He asks, "What's your problem, girl?"

The teenager, who has not been named in reports, is told to stand up, but refuses.

"I'll snatch your ass out of that seat," the deputy says.

He then grabs the teenager by her sweatshirt and violently throws her across the aisle and face down into another seat. The deputy climbs on top of the teenager's back and struggles to restrain her.

"Put both hands behind your back before I Tase you," he says.

The girl can be heard screaming while others on the bus back away. She later told internal affairs investigators that she could hear her sweat shirt ripping and that she was surprised the deputy grabbed her out of the seat.


Bitch Repellent!

Tired of them pesky bitches?! Well I have developed a revolutionary spray that transforms bitches into a sweet, loving girl! Who would of thought a spray could do that!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

WTF kitty!

The most dramatic kitten you have ever seen!

Star Wars Trilogies on Blu-Ray Officially Announced

You'll have yet another chance to buy Star Wars this September, when the sci-fi classic--with its two sequels and three prequels--arrive on Blu-ray high-definition discs.

A bundle of all six movies will sell for $139.99, with sets of the original three films (Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, sometimes referred to collectively as the Holy Trilogy) and the three prequels (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith) will go for $69.99 apiece. Obsessive types can pre-order them on Amazon now.

Lucasfilm marked the occasion by sending out a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, followed by Darth Vader, to a stage at Panasonic's exhibit area. The Sith Lord complained that he didn't get any input into the release: "Why wasn't I consulted?"
The Marin, Calif., studio moved to support Blu-ray with stunning speed--less than four years after the high-def format's arrival on the market--compared to its adoption of DVD. Lucasfilm did not release the original trilogy on DVD until 2004, seven years after DVD's debut and three years after the prequels began arriving on DVD. The wait went on long enough that some angry fans resorted to buying bootleg copies made from Laserdisc releases that offered much better quality than the official VHS version.
Will a Blu-ray copy of Star Wars appear on your wish lists for later in the year, or have you already done enough to put George Lucas's kids through college?


Bank of America Vs. Wikileaks

Holy shit!!!! A WIKILEAK!!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Ted Williams Gets Interviewed On The Early Show

Williams says he has the "God-given gift of a great voice" (he really does!) and that his life took a bad turn when he got into drugs and alcohol—but now that he's over two years clean, he's been advertising his talent on the side of a highway in Ohio. After becoming a viral sensation on the internet yesterday, he appeared on The Early Show this morning—watch below, but be warned that you will cry.


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Homeless Man With A Perfect Radio Voice

Update 1/5/2011

“The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!” If you were listening to WNCI’s 97.9 with “Dave & Jimmy” this morning in Columbus this is what you heard from an ecstatic and surprised Ted Williams. Don’t know who Ted is? Well you will.

Williams, the homeless man who spread around the world like wild fire yesterday thanks to social media outlets, has finally found hope. The self proclaimed “golden voice of radio” was found off of highway 71 in Ohio pandering for money when a reporter for the Columbus Dispatch interviewed him and put a clip on the website Tuesday. By Tuesday night, Williams had offers from ”The Simpsons,” Entertainment Tonight, ABC, NBC, CBS, ESPN, MTV, you name it, they were asking. One caller to “Dave & Jimmy” even offered $15,000 if the radio station would hire him on the spot.

The popular Columbus radio program “Dave & Jimmy” on WNCI 97.9 tracked Ted down for an on-air interview today where he was visibly shaken by the amount of offers he had been receiving from the various companies with the hosts calming him by telling him that they have people working on collecting all the offers to help. Then, claiming they had the biggest surprise ever, called Tracy, a representative for the Cavs, offering him a job with the Cavs and not only that, a mortgage on a house through QuickenLoans.

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From ritchey  On Youtube

Brett Favre Dancing ?

So this is how you celebrate the end of your career and being sued by two former massage therapists?

Monday, January 3, 2011

Updated 1/4/2011 "100000 Fish More than 5000 birds fall dead from Sky in Arkansas, now Louisiana"

Update 1/4/2011 3:15 EST

500 blackbirds littered Highway 1 in Pointe Coupee Monday. There's no clear reason why the birds died.
Investigators in both states are testing the birds right now to find out what is killing them.

Situation Update No. 2
On 03.01.2011 at 03:59 GMT+2

Arkansas game officials hope testing scheduled to begin Monday will solve the mystery of why up to 5,000 birds fell from the sky just before midnight New Year's Eve. The birds -- most of which were dead -- were red-winged blackbirds and starlings, and they were found within a one-mile area of Beebe, about 40 miles northeast of Little Rock, the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission said. Birds fell over about a one-mile area, the commission said in a statement. As of Saturday, between 4,000 and 5,000 birds had been found dead, said Keith Stephens with the commission. "Shortly after I arrived, there were still birds falling from the sky," said commission wildlife officer Robby King in the statement. He said he collected about 65 dead birds. The commission said it flew over the area to gauge the scope of the event, and no birds were found outside of the initial one-mile area. Karen Rowe, an ornithologist for the commission, said the incident is not that unusual and is often caused by a lightning strike or high-altitude hail. A strong storm system moved through the state earlier in the day Friday.

"It's important to understand that a sick bird can't fly. So whatever happened to these birds happened very quickly," Rowe told CNN Radio on Sunday. "Something must have caused these birds to flush out of the trees at night, where they're normally just roosting and staying in the treetops ... and then something got them out of the air and caused their death and then they fell to earth," Rowe added. Officials also speculated that fireworks shot by New Year's revelers in the area might have caused severe stress in the birds. Rowe said Sunday there was evidence that large fireworks may have played a role. "Initial examinations of a few of the dead birds showed trauma. Whether or not this trauma was from the force of hitting the ground when they fell or from something that contacted them in the air, we don't know," Rowe said. The dead birds will be sent for testing to labs at the Arkansas Livestock and Poultry Commission and the National Wildlife Health Center in Wisconsin. The necropsies will begin Monday, Stephens said, and the findings should be available sometime this week. The city of Beebe has hired U.S. Environmental Services to begin the cleanup and dispose of the dead birds, the commission said. The firm's workers will go door-to-door and pick up birds still in yards and on rooftops.
Look at the following web service for yourself folks. Something is killing mass amounts of birds and fish worldwide. This is by no means a rare event for the past year. Something is happening. In the military Parakeets are used as early warning system to detect chemical attacks.
The following copy and pasted from RSOE Emergency and Disaster Information Service
Budapest, Hungary
About 1,000 black birds fell from the sky over Beebe on Friday night, the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission said in a news release Saturday. Around 11:30 p.m., the commission began receiving phone calls about the birds, most of which were dead and fell over a 1-mile span, the release said. Wildlife officer Robby King collected about 65 dead birds that will be sent to the Arkansas Livestock and Poultry Commission lab and the National Wildlife Health Center lab in Madison, Wis. Officers flew over the area and determined no birds had fallen outside that part of the city, the release said. Commission ornithologist Karen Rowe said in the release that the flock could have been hit by lightning or high-altitude hail. Or the birds could have died from stress if disturbed from their roost by fireworks celebrating the New Year. Beebe has hired the commission to dispose of the birds.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

New Year Homemade Explosion

What better way to bring in the New Year with a visit to the ER, right?